Oh soding thunderhumpers
“Dreams”

Ya *hic* know if I was one of t-those so *hic* called wardens I would get scared by no little *burp* dreams! NO DARKSPAWN CAN STOP THE GREAT OGHREN!!! *burps and fall off the stump of the camp*

Does any of ya prisses know where I can find a decent ale in this pit int the ground ya call a town?

Actually, nevermind, you're my favourite everything in all of Thedas. Who cares about bastard princes and elves and qunari?

Also, YES.

Ya who need em! Ya got good ol’ Oghren with ya now! *throw arm around your waist* He*hic*he *smiles and then passes out*

Oghren, you are my favourite dwarf forever <3

Thank ya young lass, *hic* would ya like come ba*hic*ck to ma’ room and *hic* keep meh company *hic* *burp* 

*burp*

awol-assassin:

thunderhumpers:

good mornin’ world good old Oghren is here to make yer day oh so pleasant! 

Ah! Oghren. Decent of you to finally join us. How are you finding your partaking of this ‘tumblr’?

What do ya think elf? It’s too slow and boring for me. I think I might need a nice dwarven ale to make this thing more exciting. 

*burp*

good mornin’ world good old Oghren is here to make yer day oh so pleasant!